http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Chavez-says-capitalism-may-rb-3915449179.html

Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.It would be almost cruel to laugh at ( Read more... )

He'll have all three Dutch marines murdered anyway, then give out some bullshit excuse for it.http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/03/gadhafi-troops-capture-3-dutch-marines/Read more... )

http://www.switched.com/2010/02/04/twitter-undermines-hugo-chavezs-media-takeover/

Looks like Chavez got pwned by Twitter. XD